this is not an emergency

Paige has learned a few important lessons this weekend:

1. The police know when you call 9-1-1.
2. They don't like it when they call back to make sure you are o.k. and you hang up on them.
3. They also know where you live.
4. They will let themselves in the house if you don't answer the door (and your parents are working in the backyard), and they will not be happy.
5. Eventually, we will figure out that you were the mystery caller.
6. When that happens, you will feel very sad and embarrassed and cry for an hour - even while completing your chores.
7. 9-1-1 is for emergencies only.